Do you and your spouse have these kinds of conversations? I'm hoping so, or I am going to feel really strange after posting this... (and I did ask the hubby if I could post this one!)
So I am in the bathroom brushing my teeth last night and Billy comes in to chat. He starts telling me that he's found a great new use for Nair.... (background, my sweet Billy uses Nair on his back. Hairy, but so lovable...) So I of course hesitate, because Billy tends to use strange methods to achieve things...
Billy: "You know how I am getting ear hair? Just swoosh it in there and wait, then Q-tip it out."
Me: "WHAT?!?! That can't be safe. It could affect your hearing. Stop that."
Billy: "Are you kidding?! Do you know how hard it is to get in the crevasses of your ear?! This is GREAT!"
Me: "Ohmygosh, your ear is bleeding! There are red dots all over your ears! Did you just do this?!"
Billy: (casually wiping blood off his right ear) "So I need to work out the kinks... It said 3 minutes, I probably went over."
Me: (quickly grabbing the Nair bottle out of the shower..) "Billy, it says use on legs, underarms, and bikini line. Nothing about EARS..."
Billy: "BIKINI LINE! See! Same thing!"
Me: "Same thing?!?!? YOU CAN'T HEAR OUT OF THERE!!!" (wildly gesturing to my crotch)
Billy: "Some people say...."
Me: leaves the bathroom...... Heads to the bedroom... "Ummm, can I post this on the blog?"
Billy: "What do I care?" That's my Billy.......
So, you've had that conversation before, right??? :)