Billy: "What's going to happen when Willis dies? (don't even ask how it started, I couldn't tell you) I hope Mrs. Garrett and Tootie speak at the funeral."
Me: "Umm, impossible, why would Tootie be there?! She never did a cross-over episode."
Billy: "Oh and if she was in roller skates that would be awesome!" (like I never even spoke)
Me: "I told you, Tootie would never be at Willis' funeral, they didn't know each other.... Poor Webster, never had the same audience."
Billy: "I get them confused."
Me: "Don't be all short black orphan adopted by rich old white people confused. It's racist."
Billy: "Racist to who, short black orphans or old rich white people?" Then he tries to tell me he's never seen an episode of either show.... WHATEVER.....
And this is why I married this man 13 years ago. I don't think I could have this conversation with anyone else....
And just in case anyone else needs the refresher: